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So Ted Kennedy has brain cancer. I’m surprised he wasn’t also diagnosed with rectal cancer, considering he’s had his head up his ass for the last 50 years.

Remember Chappaquiddick? For those of you who’ve been living under a rock, he got drunk and drove a car off a bridge into the Chappaquiddick River in the late 1960s. He managed to escape, but his passenger, campaign worker Mary Jo Kopechne, drowned in the submerged car. He left the scene of the accident and did not call authorities until the following day. He pled guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and received a suspended sentence of two months in jail.

Of course, his supporters don’t see it that way. Anyone who’s a Democrat, or a womanizer, or an alcoholic, or Irish, or Catholic, or a drunken Irish Catholic, tries to twist things to make him look good. For example, the July 19, 1969 Dublin Dispatch, run by Irish Catholics, said:

... Senator Kennedy made a valiant attempt at saving the young woman ... He took the only reasonable course and swam about 400 yards to a nearby hotel and prayed 12 hours. ... “It shows that the good senator has a true heart and is a good Catholic,” said Bishop Art O’Connell. “He obviously did all he could under the difficult and dangerous circumstances.”

How do these morons know that he made any rescue attempt at all? For all we know he’s a coward who fled the scene and is actually glad the woman drowned because he was fucking her and this way no one would ever find out. The bishop claimed that Kennedy “obviously” did all he could. I’m surprised Mr. O’Connell bothered to take his dick out of his altar boy’s ass and talk to the press. The only thing the senator “obviously” did was cost some innocent woman her life. And just what makes him a “good Catholic”? That he committed vehicular manslaughter and saved his own skin? Just another example of people trying to make one of their own sound better than he actually is because it reflects well on them.

The article quotes Ulster Party chancellor David Clancy as saying, “A good, good man from a good, good family.”

This is the Kennedys he’s talking about.

The article concludes with:

Observers pointed out that the senator did not have to attempt again and again to save the life of Miss Mary Jo Kopechne. “He did that out of his own sense of moral responsibility,” said Molly O’Toole.

Well, Miss O’Toole (or should I say Tool?), I guess no one has to help their friends. We should expect everyone to leave friends to die, and praise them when they attempt to help. Nice set of values you got there, but what can we expect from a religion that has a history of raping little boys, beating children for being left-handed, and murdering and torturing anyone who doesn’t share their stupid beliefs?

I’m glad I didn’t post my actual name here, because if I did, some religious nut would come after me, because that kind of imbecile has nothing better to do.