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Rich people tend to be mind-numbingly boring. Not to mention selfish. But of course I just mentioned it. Anyhoo, these jackoff lawyers and businessmen make their money by screwing people while sitting on their fat asses. Then, when their rough week of "work" is over, how do they spend their leisure time? Playing golf. Not only that, they watch golf! Even playing this nothing game isn't enough to keep a creative person's attention; to watch it you've gotta be in a fucking coma.

This is not to say that there aren't boring poor people. Plenty of rednecks and urban leeches watch bowling, Geraldo, fishing, Oprah, or American Idol. But at least they have an excuse for being boring: they don't have the education or the upbringing to make them interesting. Rich folks have no excuse. After all the money, time and effort that went into their schooling and extracurricular activities, they should all be a combination of Thomas Edison and Robin Williams. But no - they turn themselves into self-centered corporate cocksuckers who benefit only themselves and the few people who pay them to fuck other people on their behalf.

The rich like to complain about all the taxes they pay. Fuck 'em. They can afford it. Somehow I can't feel sorry for a useless, boring, criminal businessman who spends his free time on his boat or at his beach house. So the tax structure means you might not be able to afford that Humvee? Good, you soulless, resource-wasting prick.