xxanger

I'm tired of energy "experts" telling me to keep my tires inflated in order to save fossil fuel. How about schmucks who drive two hours to and from work each day in their SUVs? Funny how the "experts" don't mention them. Maybe tankers could stop spilling 5 million gallons of oil into the sea every year. You think that might save some energy, you ignorant, self-important pricks?

The amount of energy squandered by Americans is astounding. Driving to Starbucks for a double mocha fudgepacking frappuccino. Sprinklers running all day. Lights on all night. Air conditioning all summer. Three-hour trips to the beach. Snowblowers. Going to Walmart to buy more shit they don't need. Eight gazillion restaurants. These lemmings think that all this stuff just happens, that the air and landscape don't get raped like an Appalachian girl on her 12^th birthday.

My saving energy won't do a fucking bit of good unless all you oil-addicted shitstains do your part too. When I ride my bicycle to the store, I seethe with resentment when I see all these soccer moms in their minivans and those small-dicked excuses for men in their pickup trucks. So my riding a bike means that there are 299,999,999 vehicles burning fuel instead of 300,000,000. Big fucking deal.

Most people are fat, lazy resource hogs, and as long as corporations keep pumping out fuel and stocking department stores with crap, the general population will keep on mindlessly consuming, like E. coli except not quite as intelligent.

Fuck you all, and I hope you die in a car crash on the way to the beach.

# posted by xxanger @ 8:37 AM