Friday, May 25, 2007
Feel the Burn
I burn DVDs. Yes, I flout that stupid warning they put at the beginning of every movie that threatens you with a $250,000 fine or 5 years imprisonment for reproducing it, even for personal home use. Fuck you, you Hollywood pricks. Come and get me.
They treat their product as though it's valuable. Well, some movies are absolute pieces of shit. For example, anything starring Hugh Grant. I would never burn any of his movies, except maybe in effigy.
A 10-cent piece of plastic doesn't deserve any kind of copy protection. Corporate assholes hired a bunch of soulless lawyers to get legislation passed in order to protect their own pocket books. The bitch of it is that these empty suits do none of the real work. For example, producers. They don't act. They don't direct. They don't write. All they do is schmooze and shill and maybe suck a few cocks in order to strike deals with other rich cum stains. I hope they all get AIDS and die.
If these dingbats really want to maximize movie revenues, then how about not paying lead actors 8 figures to star in them? Julia Roberts is not a necessary part of any production. She has a bony ass and her mouth looks like a vagina. There are plenty of unknown actresses who would gladly do a better job than her for about one percent of what she demands. She and all these other overpriced actors make more fuckin' money on one picture than you and I combined will earn in our entire lives. They go to posh parties in limos and stupid fans revere them as gods. It makes me want to puke my Wendy's cheeseburger all over my Blockbuster card.
You know why the same old actors keep getting starring roles? Because birdbrain movie fans want to see the same old same old. Some brain defect makes them want to see the same actress be a nurse in one movie, a prostitute in another, and a lawyer in another. Why not get a fresh face on the scene? And if we could pay her less, then maybe these goddamn movie theaters could charge less than $9 per ticket, Nah, that'll never happen because there are so many morons willing to pay it. They have huge screen televisions and 350 cable channels and DVD players at home, but they have to go to the theater and drop $50 so they and their spoiled kids can spend two hours eating salt and butter and drinking sugar and caffeine in a dark room that has a floor that's stickier than Monica Lewinsky's dress.
