Thursday, May 21, 2009
Stupidity
According to the President’s Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities (http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/pcpid), 7-8 million Americans (3% of the population) experience intellectual disabilities. I find that a rather conservative estimate. It’s more like 87%. And I’m not talking about people who were born with physical brain disorders such as Down’s syndrome, autism and the like; those people have legitimate disabilities. I’m referring to the majority of people who are idiots by their own choice.
I’m not going to give examples of stupidity. You see plenty of that in your everyday activities, such as watching American Idol (those people are idiots for thinking they have talent, and you’re an idiot for watching). What I’m going to do is suggest a few steps that moron Americans could take in order to raise the average IQ above that of vegetation:
1) Scrape that “My kid is an honor roll student” bumper sticker off your vehicle. If you were honest, that bumper sticker would say something like, “My kid’s a fucking moron like I am.”
2) Trade that SUV in for a civilian vehicle. What are you trying to do, invade Poland? What good is 4-wheel drive or big tires when the most adventurous place you ever go to is the mall? You ignorant, pampered bag of excrement.
3) Stop watching Survivor. It’s absurd contests and “alliances” and backstabbing. Is your life so empty that you have to fill your evening with this debris? Hey, here’s a preposterous idea: read a fuckin’ book.
4) Stop seeing a shrink and/or taking psychotropic drugs. How about just accepting that the universe was not designed to make you happy? Did that ever occur to you? People all over the world are dying from disease and starvation. They’re being shot and stabbed and raped and wrongfully imprisoned. What’s your biggest problem? That your coworkers or family members make you stressed? You need consultation and medication for that? Pussy.
5) Get off your fat ass. Sorry to be the one to tell you, but the reason you’re so fat is that you eat too much and expend too little energy. No, you don’t have a glandular problem. You are a typical lazy American, and that is why you’re fat. You fat fuck.
I’m not going to give examples of stupidity. You see plenty of that in your everyday activities, such as watching American Idol (those people are idiots for thinking they have talent, and you’re an idiot for watching). What I’m going to do is suggest a few steps that moron Americans could take in order to raise the average IQ above that of vegetation:
1) Scrape that “My kid is an honor roll student” bumper sticker off your vehicle. If you were honest, that bumper sticker would say something like, “My kid’s a fucking moron like I am.”
2) Trade that SUV in for a civilian vehicle. What are you trying to do, invade Poland? What good is 4-wheel drive or big tires when the most adventurous place you ever go to is the mall? You ignorant, pampered bag of excrement.
3) Stop watching Survivor. It’s absurd contests and “alliances” and backstabbing. Is your life so empty that you have to fill your evening with this debris? Hey, here’s a preposterous idea: read a fuckin’ book.
4) Stop seeing a shrink and/or taking psychotropic drugs. How about just accepting that the universe was not designed to make you happy? Did that ever occur to you? People all over the world are dying from disease and starvation. They’re being shot and stabbed and raped and wrongfully imprisoned. What’s your biggest problem? That your coworkers or family members make you stressed? You need consultation and medication for that? Pussy.
5) Get off your fat ass. Sorry to be the one to tell you, but the reason you’re so fat is that you eat too much and expend too little energy. No, you don’t have a glandular problem. You are a typical lazy American, and that is why you’re fat. You fat fuck.
# posted by xxanger @ 2:38 AM 
